10 things someone with endo has definetly been thinking.
We are thinking at least one of these all of the time. I promise you.
1.Is that a flare coming on or was that chicken burger I ate earlier a bit dodge?
2.I feel great! Oh my gosh! Maybe that’s it, maybe I’m finally cured… Oh no.. wait sorry false alarm.
3.Going through the check out with tampons/pads. I hope this shop worker doesnt think I’m buying my entire street’s sanitory products for the month.
4.I wonder if everyone’s bathroom looks like that scene from It every month? Heck I wonder if everyone’s period feels like Pennywise waking up from a 27 year year long nap to wreak havoc on my uterus?
5.“Has anyone got any pain killers?” I mean what we talking? Prescription? Over the counter? Opoid? Do you want to dull the pain or be off your tits? You’re going to have to give me more than that my friend.
6.Getting ready for a doctor’s appointment. I wonder which outfit says “I’m sick.” without looking like I’m just here for the meds.
7.You know what? I really wish endo WAS just a bad period Sharon.
8.Thanks, I mean I know I look good today, but if only you saw the 10 layers of makeup, gazillian pain killers and the 3 pep talks I had to give myself to leave the house today.
9.Shit. That old lady is looking at me, waiting for me to give up my seat. If I give it to her, i’m going feel like shit by the time my 45 minute bus journey is over, but if i dont! I’m gonna look like a dick.
10.You can’t schedule love! Well I have a pre-sex pain killer drawer that will beg to differ!